So I was catching up on a couple of boards I joined for some of my specific issues. On a cervix issues board, one woman is freaking out because her doctor told her she is 2 cm and 50% thinned and she's 37 weeks and what should she do!?!?! I read that to DH and he rolled his eyes. Then I read him the post about the woman who is having a cerclage this week and upset because her pre-op orders say she can't wear make-up.
Dh said he guessed she was probably really upset at not being able to vajazzle for the operation. I informed him that I certainly planned to for mine, give the doctor a good show, really cheer up her day.
Dh said, and I quote, "That's a great idea. Bonus points for making it look like Levar Burton."
I nearly snorted water up my nose, I laughed so hard.