Let's make a deal, yeah?
You treat me well, I'll remember you fondly. After all, you have so much opportunity ahead of you - my thirtieth birthday, possibly a promotion? Or no more credit card debt? Perhaps another pregnancy and possibly a living child? Maybe even a winning lottery ticket (which, let's be honest, since we're just starting out our relationship, is probably necessary in order to accomplish that credit card debt thing . . .)?
There is a lot of potential, friend.
I've got high hopes. Let's see what we can do.
Hey, I'm even starting you off right - no resolutions this year, save this.
May this year be one filled with peace and contentment, come what may.
Blessings and Happy New Year to everyone.