CRAMPS? CRAMPS? Really?
Come on now. That's just mean.
AF is due 13 dpo/cd 1.
Today is 10 dpo.
That makes you a bitch who can't add correctly. Get a fucking calculator, try again and come back on Thursday when you are supposed to be here. Stop trying to mess with my head and pretend this could be a later implantation or something other than the universe fucking with me. Since the bitchiness has arrived, I am NOT in the mood.
Where the fuck is my chocolate? I'm definitely cracking open the bottle of white from our anniversary trip that has been sitting in the fridge chilling since October.