A commercial came on, and I thought, ahhhh, perfect timing! Because, you see, I had to pee. Again.
Only DH had the same thought. So he got up and went towards the bathroom before I could set the laptop down. I sighed. He stopped and I said, "No no, just hurry up, ok?"
He washed his hands and stepped back out, bowed low and gestured to the now empty bathroom. I hopped up, set the laptop down, and Jonah came to investigate this sudden activity. I leapt over him all the while muttering, "Gotta pee, gotte pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!"
As I step into the bathroom and close the door, I hear my DH stage-whisper conspiratorily to Jonah, "Dude, I think she's trying tell us something. But what could it be?"
Ha bloody ha.